Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

I was thinking this morning about the headline in the Mirror:
"How did London mayor Boris Johnson find the time to earn £900,000 on the side?

I described the £9000,000 as "chicken feed"!

Well it is to me anyway. Just shows you if they have to ask that question, how little they really know does it not?

I'm looking forward to my nest hassle with Ken Livingstone.

Might even get my 2002 book, Friends, Voters, Countrymen selling again?

Bit more earning to annoy the proletariat scum!

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