Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Siobhan Benita is the Independent candidate in the London Mayoral Campaign.

I don't think she has a chance of winning, although maybe she can take votes from me or Ken in what will already be an election that is too close to call.

More importantly, she is abso-bluddy-lutely beautiful! What can I offer her to get on my team?

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