Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Homelessness charities demand missing £5m of charity money from me!

I replied:
'In 2011-12, the first year of the programme, spending amounted to £7.5m. Although I plan to make good the underspend by committing £9.5m in 2012-13, my budget states that he will be investing a total of £21m across that year and the remaining two, making a total of £28.5m. Thus making good any deficiency within the bounds of the financial constraints as presented by and accepted as agreeable and sufficient to qualify as tax deductable to the charities involved!'

That confused and quietened them down!

Ha ha!

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