Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 April 2012

On our radio broadcast, Red Ken Livingstone the Labour candidate for Mayor of London, and my rival, was forced, for the umpteenth time, to defend channelling his six-figure income through a personal company to avoid tax!

I think there's a Lib Dem candidate, Brian Paddick or Haddock as well.

I came clean with telling them my earnings: £1,290,870 in three years and paid a perhaps even more staggering £519,276 in income tax and National Insurance!

That shook em!

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