Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 March 2012

Just worked out that the 5% tax cut in Wednesdays budget means i will pocket an extra twelve and a half grand netto for my Sunday Telegraph column of 250 words a week.

Spiffo news what! 250k is Chicken feed really but considering it only takes about twenty minutes a week to splurge it out - i can buy a few more bottles of wine for the cellar.