Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

Changed my twitter account from @MayorOfLondon to @BorisJohnson and now the peasants are revolting.

To avoid controversy, I've had to change it back and blame it on an advisor. It's not spiffing fair I tell ya. The last Mayor never had a twitter account, so really it is MY personal account, not the Mayors. It just happened to be called @MayorOfLondon

So if Ken nicks my job in May, he'll inherit my 250,000 twitter followers as well. He's an old fogey is ken - he won't even know what to do with the twitter account. Probably tell people he's having toast for breakfast and newts for lunch - the old leftie.

At least he wont get his hands on my £250,000 salary from the Sunday Telegraph - even if it is chicken feed, I don't wanna lose it...