Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Gosh, phwoar, crikey, that was a close one. Guy Fawkes and all of that, and just think, if he had been succesful, I would be out of job, and probably in the stocks somewhere, as the village idiot.

Gosh, my straw-like hair did not catch light last night, which is always a bit of a surprise, when you consider how much product I put on it. When it comes to product placement, ITV has nothing on me, and I have nothing on.............That's right, I am writing this in the nude, I am the Major of London and I can do as I like..........

Gosh, it is a bit nippy. Still, it is strictly Come Dancing tonight with our Felicity. Gosh, crikey, phwoar.....