Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 November 2010

Gosh, phwoar, crikey, I was just watching Cash in the Attic. I think I may have left my Wallet up there. I will ask Nick Clegg to fetch it when he has come back with the tea. Gosh, crikey. Have you seen my kids recently? I will soon have enough for a football team. With my surname, I do have a certain image to live up to.