Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 4 June 2009

What a lovely day! The sun is shining it in the sky, there ain't a cloud in sight!

I went on a PR exercise to encourage volunteers to clear up our neglected waterways. They started to pull up some weeds -- Himalayan Balsam which I believe is what women used to condition their hair with - hey! I think I will try it myself because I think it would do my hair really well! I want to look cool and with it !!

One clump of these weeds came out far too easy for my liking and there were swarms of reporters armed with cameras to film me in action. SPLOOSH!!!

I fell into the water in full view of them and I expect it will not be long before it appears YouTube. To be honest, I would like it to be on "You've Been Framed" and at least I can give the £250 to charity - Mayors do that!!

I could also sell the photographs Playboy as a centrefold "Mr Wet T-shirt 2009" what do you think?

All I can say is that the experience was very refreshing and I can thoroughly Recommend it to anyone.

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