Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 February 2009

Snowed today!

Thought it was my dandruff.

It was the right (white) type of snow but in the wrong quantities. Feel it's right to request NO congestion charge today, but we will need to buy a snowplough if this continues. Wonder if JCB have got any cheap ones?

The city is at a standstill - I plan to vent all that hot air in the House of Commons to melt the icy roads.

Red Ken is crying because one of his newts has froze to death in a puddle.

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