Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 January 2009

Cor Blimey! This piece of 'red street cred' is something else - state of the art like. It has solar panels on the roof to generate enough power to operste all the gadgets on board AND cover half its daily route. I've just discovered it has got disabled access too - to the top deck via a Stannah stairlift (you never know when Stephen Hawking wants to go sightseeing!.

In fact I might use him for the opening ceremony.

I found out it not only has tinted windows, but bullet-proof ones too - might come in handy for any foreign dignitarieswho want to visit.

I can't wait to see Ken's face when they're launched later this year!

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