Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 October 2009

Dear diary

That's all we need.

That lout, Jenson Button has won a Grand Prix World Champiopnship, or whatever they call them. That'll bring the riff raff out in their bloody cars again.

How am I supposed to make London a bicycle only zone if oicks like Button keep the old gas guzzlers in the public eye?

I might have a word with Fatty Prescott. He's pretty clued up about getting things done when it applies to rearranging someones person.

Only cost me a couple of pies last time. His price may have gone up by now. Better but an eclair as well.

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