Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

I'm quite excited about today and because that I am off to Trafalgar Square to see Anthony Gormley's latest project - living statues I believe. Just as long as they are 'living statues' and not Livingstones I am just fed up with him, I am fed up with living in his shadow!

Now, the man is a buffoon - perhaps they will erect a statue in honour of him - in bronze and wearing just a toga!

Anyway diary, I must dash - am going to a banquet tonight!

TOODLEPIP!!!


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