Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

How the bloody hell am I suposed to get to work with all these bloody road blocks. Someone should have bloody told me about this royal visit. Who is this King Obama anyway? Gordon Brown is about as much use as an ejector seat in a helicopter. I'm sure he is trying to keep me in the dark. He knows how I hate listening to Radio 4 the barstard. I'm going to have to buy a bloody newspaper now. I hat egoing in shops. I'll probably have to listen some spotty pleb give me a hard time about dog fouling or their refuge collection. God I hate this job

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