Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Dear Diary - I bet on my Chicago Bulls to take the series from the world champion Miami Heat. Now I know that there are those who are wondering what in the world is Mr. President thinking.

Well let me just say that I just could not pass up the damn good odds. My old Left Coast buddy Jack Nicholson gave me 50 to 1 odds. I bet him $100, so if I win, Jackie will fork over $5,000.

Now if I lose, I will just take the money out of The White House Christmas Party Fund, which since I'm the president, I am allowed to do.

Go Bulls!

President Obama