Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Dear Diary - I am so sick and tired of hearing about the so called scandal that I may just get Michelle and the two first kiddoes and take a vacation to Dubai.

I am after all the president and as the president I can go anywhere I want to go.

And to be honest I do not care what that buttinski skank, fake blonde Ann "The Circus Horse" Coulter has to say.

I think that I'll also invite George Clooney and his sexy girlfriend Stacy "Eye Candy" Keibler to come along.

President Obama