Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 November 2012

FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS!

Not only have I won the Presidency (Tuesday) for the second time, but today (saturday) I have won Florida. The state took longer because Donald Trump insisted on counting all the ballot papers.

And I still won by 74,000 votes. I think that means I get free entry to ANY Disneyland attraction that I choose!


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