Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 November 2011

Dear Diary -

It sure does look like Herman Cain has done gone and stepped smack dab in a big old pile of dog do.

The brutha has been accused of sexually harassing several female employees years ago.

And now he is saying that he doesn't remember and then he says that he does and then he says that one bitch did not receive a settlement because he called it an agreement.

Damn that boy sure is digging himself one big deep political hole.

Can you say John Edwards? I feel like having me a pizza. Let me call up my little white buddy Joe Biden and get him to go fetch us one.

Barack Obama