Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Gee, I wonder why they want me at the Denver Airport on Sept 27?
It can't be that stupid comet ELENIN?!?!?!

Nah... couldn't be that!

And why did they want me to make sure I brought all my important papers and stuff? And all my stuffed animals? And all my cartons of cigarettes?