Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I just saw on CNN where Herman Cain is now trying to do some damage control by using his wife, Mrs. Herman Cain to sing his praises.

Well we all know that Mrs. Cain would say that her husband isn't an African-American but a dark Norwegian if she thought that it would help him.

Oh well, like Sarah "Snowflake" Palin said, "Ya know, I always felt that there was just something a little wishy-washy about that pizza sellin' fella gee willikers, call it feminine institution if ya will."

I think that the wilderness woman actually meant to say 'intuition.'

President Barack Obama