Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Dear Diary -

Well, I'm on my Nationwide Bus Tour now and I am really liking it. I get to meet the real American people and not just reporters and all the media types that are always hanging around me at the White House.

I especially like getting to eat at the different hamburger places. I love hamburgers. So far since I've been on the tour I have eaten at a Burgers-In-The-Round, a Burger Queen, and two Burger Bandits.

It is good for me to get out amongst the people and hear the chants of "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"

Well I gotta go, the bus just pulled into a Burger Mistress.

President B. Obama