Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well after all of the bad publicity I've been reading and seeing regarding Black Friday, I think that I will issue an official Presidential Directive banning the darn thing.

Seeing customers, employees, and security guards at Walmart acting like crazed banshees is utterly ridiculous.

People cannot be disrespectful to other people just in order to save 75 cents on a damn Wii video game.

And that crazy-ass bitch at the Walmart over in Porter Ranch, California needs to get her funky butt tossed in prison.

Barack Obama

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