Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Man oh man, I love Australia. It is so nice to visit a place where I don't have to listen to the likes of Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and that Trigger-faced skank Ann Coulter.

I swear, that woman is so coyote ugly she couldn't even pick up a man at a lumberjack camp.

I heard that Penn State has become the laughing stock of American colleges. Well I guess that's what happens when people turn their faces and close their ears and choose to ignore the signs of coaches using illegal football players who cannot even speak English.

President Barack Obama (Me Again In '12)

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