Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Dear Diary -

I wonder just who the hell does that cracker honkie Hank Williams Jr., effen think he is comparing me to Hitler.

I swear I have a good mind to sic the IRS on his redneck ass.

I know one thing. I hope that he can account for every single penny that he has earned because if he can't I'll have his hillbilly butt fined and maybe even toss his backwoods hick caboose in jail.

President Barack Obama