Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Dear Diary -

I am going to see about getting back some of those millions of jobs that we outsourced to Pakistan sometime back.

I for one am tired of having to speak to some old codger who says his name is Stephanie and that he will help me but that I have to be put on hold while he talks to his supervisor named Beyonce.

I do not trust those Pakistani's as far as I can toss Chaz Bono if you get my drift.

But anyhow. I will try to get some more jobs at fast food places like McDonalds, Burger Bandit, Pizza Gal, the Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner, and one of Biden's and my favorite eateries Burgers-On-The-Left.

President B. Obama