Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am being inundated with phone calls, emails, and text messages telling me that I need to make sure that the Black Friday Walmart Pepper Spraying bitch gets dealth with accordingly.

I really do not feel like messing wiff da bitch so I may just hand her over ta Governor Rick Perry of Texas and let him introduce her to "Old Sparky" da electric chair.

President Barack Obama