Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 August 2013

Last season we finished fourth in the Premier League, pipping our local rivals Tottenham Hotspur to the final Champions League spot.

At one point, after beating us 2-1 at White Hart Lane in March, they were seven points clear, so it was a remarkable achievement.

Now, after the first day defeat at the Emirates to Aston Villa - whose new club motto should be 'We win by penalties' - in Latin obviously, leaves us fourth from bottom.

Well we are consistent at least. Hey Mrs Brown, please turn that league table upside down!