Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

So Liverpool say Luis Suarez is not for sale to my club (Arsenal).

Barcelona say Fabregas is not for sale to Man United.
And Man United say Rooney is not for sale to Chelsea.

I can't help thinking the whole transfer window is a farce.
As the Professor, I confidently predict at least one of the above deals will go through.

And if you are a betting man, it is ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED that Gareth Bale will leave our North London neighbors Tottenham.

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