Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 August 2013

With the win over Fenerbahce out of the way, now I can concentrate on signing some players.

Maybe Rooney and Suarez will be wearing red this season.. Well, Arsenal red, not Liverpool or Manchester United red.

Or maybe Real Madrid attacking pair Karim Benzema and Angel Di Maria. This is even better news if we buy two Madrid players as it means they will have funds to buy Gareth Bale from our North London neighbours Tottenham.


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