Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Jose Mourinho says he and I are no longer enemies, following his spell outside the Premier League, and he has grown to respect me for my management skills.

I only hope he is serious and being truthful, and he hasn't changed his mind when our two teams meet for a fixture. I hope he doesn't say something like "Arsene Wenger is no longer my enemy, because his team have not won a trophy for eight years"

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