Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Today we fly to Istanbul, Turkey for tomorrows match against Fenerbahce in the Champions League qualifier.

I had to be very careful that my players didn't eat the complimentary kebab and sugary backlava on the flight. After saturdays defeat to Aston Villa, we can't afford to lose again, and I don't want them carrying a few extra pounds. Mmmm, doesn't stop me eating it though!