Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 August 2013

First day of the Premier League season and we are at home to Aston Villa.

We go in to the match without any new signings. Despite our best efforts with Higuan and Suarez, we will be going in with the best of last seasons squad.

Just to show the fans that I mean business I will make a below market value offer for Christian Benteke at about 2.15pm.

Apart from the lack of signings I have enjoyed pre-season, mainly because we have been top of the table throughout summer - albeit alphabetically.