Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 August 2013

Arsenal 1 Aston Villa 3

Oh dear, that was embarrassing. We started well with Giroud giving us the lead after 5 minutes and we were top of the Premier League outright, not just on goal difference or the fact our name starts with 'A'.

I should have signed Christian Benteke during the summer, or on the morning of the match, as his two penalties effectively settled the game today. But they were not penalties. Definitely not. I saw the incidents and they were not.

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