Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 August 2013

There are 11 days left in the transfer window, and everyone knows the majority of the business is done in this time. We approach the best players and they all ask the same question - are you in the Champions League?

Of course, we have just beaten Fenerbahce 3-0 in the qualifying round first leg, so effectively secured our place in the group stages, so now I expect to sign four or five world class players. The players who have already joined Tottenham Hotspur - Soldado, Paulinho, Chadli - clearly have no ambition - unless you count playing on Thursday nights in the Europa League as ambition!

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