Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 October 2012

Yes! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! We have won the double and ended our seven year wait for a trophy.

Perhaps now my critics will get off my back and allow me to continue doing the successful job I am paid to.

Typical journalists - they are pointing out that it is the Arsenal WOMENS TEAM that have won the double - and I am manager of the mens team.