Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 November 2012

Arsenal 3 Fulham 3

Arsenal goalscorers: Giroud 2, Podolski
Fulham goalscorers: Berbatov 2, Kacaniklic

Disappointing result, as we were 2-0 up, then trailed 3-2 and after grabbing an equalizer had to chance to win with a last minute penalty, but Mark Schwarzer saved Mikel Arteta's effort.

Afterwards, a reporter asked me had I considered signing a quality striker like Berbatov? As an ex-spurs player he would not have been very popular here at first, but if he scored goals he could be the new Sol Campbell. Maybe I can pick him up in the January transfer window.

I told the reporter I did not know he was available, which is another version of my 'I did not see the incident' catchphrase.