Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 October 2012

Well we saw the Greeks off 3-1 and so far have maximum points form 2 Champions League games.

Saturday we go to Upton park to face West Ham, who we normally beat, just occasionally they get the better of us, and Allardyce does seem to have a good record against my teams, so we will have to be at our best.

I personally however am really psyched up. I attended a motivational seminar in Londons Docklands today with the man himself Mr Tony Robbins.

He had me and 5,000 other lunatics - they can't all be stooges surely - dancing in the aisles and hugging complete strangers. I just hope no-one recognized me dancing - I wore a fake mustache of course.

If we lose to the Hammers, I'll make the entire back four do the same silly dancing in the centre circle after the match.

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