Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 September 2012

Today we play Chelsea in the lunchtime kick off.

We both go into the game with good results in the League cup. Chelsea beat Wolves 6-0, while we beat Coventry 6-1.

Last October we beat them 5-3 at Stamford Bridge, which heralded a return to form after our bad start to the season.

It is the first game for John Terry since he was found guilty by the Football Association of racism. He also announced his retirement from international football, no doubt to spend more time with team-mates WAGS.

The four match ban for abusing Ferdinand in the QPR v Chelsea fixture last season is bad news for other players. At least while he is on the pitch they know he is not with their wife.