Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

It seems my new assistant Steve Bould is getting all the credit for our start to the season.

The Daily Mirror wrote 'As he sat beside Arsene Wenger with his shaven head and mean look, Steve Bould looked like he had walked straight off the set of The Sweeney'

I would like to sack him and take the credit myself, but I am scared he may headbutt me.