Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Discussions with Theo Walcott over his new contract are ongoing, but he is saying 'its not about the money, money money (I've heard that before recently) he says it is about playing as a striker not a winger.

Perhaps Theo wants to pick the team himself? He was 7 years old still tucking his pants into his school shirt, when I started managing at Arsenal, he doesn't trust my judgement?
Does he think he will go to bigger club than Arsenal and play as first choice striker? Arsenal in Argentina maybe, he is not RVP.

Also, he should look at Cesc Fabregas, who is not first choice in midfield for Barcelona. Perhaps I will send him on loan to Sven Gorran Erriksons new team in Thailand, Sven likes to take Theo in his squad and not pick him - well he did at the 2006 World Cup!

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