Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 August 2012

Stoke 0 Arsenal 0

Two league games two 0-0 draws. Our supporters are changing their songs. it used to be 1-0 to the arsenal. Now it is '0-0 with the arsenal'

Jamie Redknapp has said my new strikers are up toi the job.
This is from a player who spent more time on the treatment table than the pitch and more time on the golf course than the classroom as his analysis oin sky shows he has a misunderstanding of the word 'literally'

He literally does.


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