Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 August 2012

It looks like our attempts to replace Alex Song with Nuri Sahin on a season long loan from Real Madrid to is going to fail as Liverpool look like favourites for the Turkish international.

Madrid boss Jose Mourinho prefers Sahin goes to a club NOT in the Champions League, a potential rival. Liverpool are in the Europa League this season.

Shame, as we have much better kebab shops on the Holloway Road than they do on Merseyside. Sahin would have felt home from home in North-East London, surrounded by the 24 hour corner-shops run by the Turkish community. I'll have to sign yet another French international, Yann M'Vila, instead.

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