Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 July 2012

Monday it is Juventus. Tuesday it is PSG. Wednesday Barcelona.
Thursday - Manchester City - who else. Friday - Real Madrid.

And just for good measure, Milan on saturday, Chelsea on sunday.
Seven days, seven clubs, they all want Robin Van Persie.

Its like the Dr Hook song, It never ends, You know that it's crazy
You want to trust her, then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone.