Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 June 2012

People are speculating that with the signings of strikers Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud, it must mean that Robin Van Persie is leaving.

Non, non, and thrice non. Robin is staying an Arsenal player. I will not let him leave.

Oh, hang on, a text message from the chairman. He is meeting with the Man City chairman in the morning...

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