Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Paul Merson has been spotted playing for a local pub team at the age of 43 in front of a crowd of 40.

Found his level? When I heard 'pub team' I immediately thought of Tottenham, but of course they have improved a bit since the nineties.

Maybe if Theo Walcott turns down a new contract I will re-sign Merse on the cheap. Worked with Thierry.