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Bo Obama a Cuban spy

Funny story: Bo Obama a Cuban spy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking press conference at the White House this morning, underqualified Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that Bo Obama - the President's dog, is in fact a confirmed cuban spy. Sources report that the dog has been opera...

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Taco Bell dog dies - Korean Taco Bell introduces new meat taco

Funny story: Taco Bell dog dies - Korean Taco Bell introduces new meat taco

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - The legendary Taco Bell chihuahua "Gidget" passed away this morning from a massive stroke. The iconic dog brought cheer to literally billions of people during his stardom as a spokesperson in advertisements for Taco Bell. His cat...

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Binge Drinkers Like Beer - Research Says

Funny story: Binge Drinkers Like Beer - Research Says

In an amazing feat of researching genius, the CDC figured out this morning that adult binge drinkers like beer. Although the news may come as a shock to many, the CDC assures the public that the study is in fact true.

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"Nappy Headed Hos!" A New Breakfast Cereal From Don Imus

Funny story: "Nappy Headed Hos!" A New Breakfast Cereal From Don Imus

You'd think after all the bad press Don Imus has been receiving he'd try to lay low for a while - But Don Imus is not that kind of racist.

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Man Swims 3272 Miles, Only to Lose His Penis Somewhere Along The Way

Funny story: Man Swims 3272 Miles, Only to Lose His Penis Somewhere Along The Way

After a 3000+ mile swim Martin Strel is tired, hungry, and without a penis.

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Greek Cruise Ship Crashed By Chris Sligh, Fro Patro

Funny story: Greek Cruise Ship Crashed By Chris Sligh, Fro Patro

A Greek cruise ship carrying over 200 passengers crashed against some rocks last Wednesday, in what is proving to be an American Idol related incident.

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Teacher Loses Job Over Clothes-Pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'Donnell Found a New Job

Funny story: Teacher Loses Job Over Clothes-Pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'Donnell Found a New Job

In Amanda, Ohio, this week, a substitute teacher was fired for inflicting punishment via clothes-pins attached to students mouths.

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Crying Girl From American Idol, DEF?

Funny story: Crying Girl From American Idol, DEF?

Ashley, the infamous Crying Girl from Tuesday's American Idol episode, has been confirmed as being DEF.

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EU Leaders Agree To Cut Greenhouse Gases, Nearly Crap Their Pants

Funny story: EU Leaders Agree To Cut Greenhouse Gases, Nearly Crap Their Pants

The EU met on Friday and agreed on a resolution to heavily cut greenhouse gases. The leaders subsequently rented out a greenhouse, and ripped em till they fogged up the joint.

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Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

Funny story: Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

According to the NJPD, the man in Antonella Barba's nude photos is none other than homosexual superhero Justin Trousersnake.

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America's Next Top Hooker Premieres On CW11

Funny story: America's Next Top Hooker Premieres On CW11

America's Next Top Hooker, aka, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, premiered Wednesday night with a fresh set of hookers ready to join the ultimate prostitutes band, the Pussycat Dolls.

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New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

Funny story: New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

Experts, after results that show that prisoners who receive poor or degrading treatment suffer just as much as captives who are tortured, announced this morning that they are looking for a new definition of torture this morning.

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WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

Funny story: WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

One of the ever popular WWE diva's careers was utterly smashed this morning as amazingly nasty nude photos of him/her "placing a take-out order and twisting delivery into the rear of the building" were released to the p...

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American Idol Judges star in: World Leader Idol

Funny story: American Idol Judges star in: World Leader Idol

Since World Leader Idol is due out in April, where World Leaders compete to win the earth's affection, TheSpoof went in to get the latest scoop with none other than Simon Cowell.

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Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

Funny story: Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.

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Somehow Stephen Colbert Beats Out WritingGuy For Comedian Of The Year

Funny story: Somehow Stephen Colbert Beats Out WritingGuy For Comedian Of The Year

Saturday night Comedy Fest, in what is being called 'the greatest tragedy in the history of earth' (with the death of our lord coming in a close second), somehow chose Stephen Colbert, and not the much more deserving writingguy for "

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Nuns Gone Wild! at Catholic Mardi Gras Bash

Funny story: Nuns Gone Wild! at Catholic Mardi Gras Bash

The nuns have gone wild according to eyewitness reports of a catholic Mardi Gras bash last weekend.

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New Cartoon Network Advertising Scheme Scares The Living Crap Out of Boston Again

Funny story: New Cartoon Network Advertising Scheme Scares The Living Crap Out of Boston Again

After last months Cartoon Network advertising fiasco, you'd think that they'd be extra careful with their campaigns, right?...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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