WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking press conference at the White House this morning, underqualified Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that Bo Obama - the President's dog, is in fact a confirmed cuban spy. Sources report that the dog has been opera...
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - The legendary Taco Bell chihuahua "Gidget" passed away this morning from a massive stroke. The iconic dog brought cheer to literally billions of people during his stardom as a spokesperson in advertisements for Taco Bell. His cat...
In an amazing feat of researching genius, the CDC figured out this morning that adult binge drinkers like beer. Although the news may come as a shock to many, the CDC assures the public that the study is in fact true.
You'd think after all the bad press Don Imus has been receiving he'd try to lay low for a while - But Don Imus is not that kind of racist.
After a 3000+ mile swim Martin Strel is tired, hungry, and without a penis.
A Greek cruise ship carrying over 200 passengers crashed against some rocks last Wednesday, in what is proving to be an American Idol related incident.
In Amanda, Ohio, this week, a substitute teacher was fired for inflicting punishment via clothes-pins attached to students mouths.
Ashley, the infamous Crying Girl from Tuesday's American Idol episode, has been confirmed as being DEF.
The EU met on Friday and agreed on a resolution to heavily cut greenhouse gases. The leaders subsequently rented out a greenhouse, and ripped em till they fogged up the joint.
According to the NJPD, the man in Antonella Barba's nude photos is none other than homosexual superhero Justin Trousersnake.
America's Next Top Hooker, aka, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, premiered Wednesday night with a fresh set of hookers ready to join the ultimate prostitutes band, the Pussycat Dolls.
Experts, after results that show that prisoners who receive poor or degrading treatment suffer just as much as captives who are tortured, announced this morning that they are looking for a new definition of torture this morning.
One of the ever popular WWE diva's careers was utterly smashed this morning as amazingly nasty nude photos of him/her "placing a take-out order and twisting delivery into the rear of the building" were released to the p...
Since World Leader Idol is due out in April, where World Leaders compete to win the earth's affection, TheSpoof went in to get the latest scoop with none other than Simon Cowell.
A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.
Saturday night Comedy Fest, in what is being called 'the greatest tragedy in the history of earth' (with the death of our lord coming in a close second), somehow chose Stephen Colbert, and not the much more deserving writingguy for "
The nuns have gone wild according to eyewitness reports of a catholic Mardi Gras bash last weekend.
After last months Cartoon Network advertising fiasco, you'd think that they'd be extra careful with their campaigns, right?...