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Friday, 9 March 2007

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The EU met on Friday and agreed on a resolution to heavily cut greenhouse gases. The leaders subsequently rented out a greenhouse, and ripped em till they fogged up the joint.

"We just wanted to do something for the environment." said Jack Straw, a member of the EU. "I thought it'd feel good helping the world, but it felt bad... real bad."

President José Manuel Barroso says they took it a little too far.

"We were pushing to cut as much gas as possible, but I nearly shat myself. Frank-Walter Steinmeier wasn't so lucky."

Stenmeier reportedly crapped a lung and had to be taken to a hospital. The EU had planned to change it's slogan to "You provide the greenhouse, we provide the gas.", but changed it's mind after the unfortunate incident.

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