Singing diva Lady Gaga added a less prestigious line to her music awards: Brazilian Prison inmate No. 43223-015. Gaga, best known for her stage performances and music hits had surrendered shortly before noon at Carandiru prison in Sao Paulo, Brazi...
Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors. Last week, Ba...
BACKDOOR, Hell. (AP) - De'Marquise Elkins was captured trying to smuggle a cell phone inside a California prison where Charles Manson is housed, authorities said Wednesday. De'Marquise Elkins, 63, was arrested Sunday for investigation of conspira...
After a week marked by acts of simplicity and openness, Pope Francis finally let his truthful words do the talking as he officially began his stewardship of the Catholic Church on Tuesday. "Please," he begged the tens of thousands gathered outside...
Scarlett Johansson was fired while working as a substitute teacher in Norway after letting several small boys taste her blood in the class room, News of the World reports. According to the wire service, as many as a dozen boys attending kindergar...
California-Justin Bieber wants to have a baby with a surrogate to save an estimated $55 million dollars. Bieber's financial advisor gave him the $55 million dollar estimate based on a total which includes lawyer's fees for himself and any future w...
Britney Spears worked with the precision and concentration of a surgeon in the basement workshop of her home to build a time machine. "After I build my time machine, I went into the future 5002012 years from this year," Spears continues, "You ha...
Ann Curry lost her job as Matt Lauer's co-host on NBC's Today show after a whole year of working on the show. The program struggled when it lost its spot as the top-rated morning show to ABC's Good Morning America. Reporters quickly hit the str...
Nora Ephron says she met Jesus Christ in her dreams and she was promised a man in heaven because she couldn't find one on earth. "I got desperate for a man because I was getting old and I was constantly being turned down for dates because of my age," Ephron continues "I had to visit heaven to get my man." Ephron said she hiked Mt. Ararat in desperation to enter the pearly gates to get to he...
Little Darth Vader was taken to the hospital suffering chest pains and diarrhea when he stopped breathing during treatment. The doctors said he was suffering from dehydration and pneumonia. Kim Kardashian, who drove Little Darth Vader to the hosp...
In a candid interview Vanessa Hudgens tells "Entertainment of the World," that the angel Moroni spoke to her in a vision. Hudgens was bathing with bath salts when Moroni came down upon her from the heavens and pulled her into the bedroom. In the b...
The Zeta drug cartel is taking responsibility for the lethal attack on a California pastor who died Tuesday after a battle with necotizing fasciitis- commonly referred to as "flesh-eating bacteria." Mitt Romney said he has no plans on interfearing...
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly putting her dog up for adoption. Her dog "Snoopy," recently performed in a stage production of "Annie." The Beverly Hills animal shelter will begin taking applications from people interested in adopting Snoopy. "He'...
Colorado- The Mexican cartel, La Familia Michoacana, is claiming responsibility for starting the fast-moving Colorado wildfire that continues to grow. "El Guapo," spokesman for the Mexican cartel, said "La Familia Michoacana" set the Waldo Canyo...
The Zeta drug cartel released a statement this Saturday that they will stop harming innocent by standards if the police stay away from their drug operations. They are taking responsibility for training and releasing pit bulls on the streets in New...
Christmas is coming, but not for Sandy Harvey who is a devote feminist. Her body is in the hospital being ravished by a tiny microbe named Aeromonas hydrophila. While on vacation, Harvey went for a swim in a river where she cut her elbow on a roc...
Ashley Olsen is now an official member of the prestigious Clanton 14 street gang from Los Angeles. She has a new job as an Ambassador for the oldest street gang in Los Angeles. According to her publicist Olsen joined the gang after dating one of...
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