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Monday, 18 June 2012

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The angel Moroni in Hudgens' bedroom with Yorkie near his feet.

In a candid interview Vanessa Hudgens tells "Entertainment of the World," that the angel Moroni spoke to her in a vision.

Hudgens was bathing with bath salts when Moroni came down upon her from the heavens and pulled her into the bedroom. In the bedroom she saw a two-headed dog name Yorkie talking in tongues.

"I screamed, It's a miracle! It's a miracle! as Yorkie started praising Jesus and dancing with a snake in his hand," said Hudgens.

She can't recount if it was New Years or Christmas when she spoke to Moroni in the vision.

She said Moroni asked Yorkie to sniff out the secret location of the two golden plates on which was written the true origins of God.

She went with him to the site and found golden plates written by Ether, Lehi, and Nephi and a brass plate consisting of Hebrew, Buddhist, Hindu, Aztec, Egyptian, Islamic, and Nordic scripture quotations and genealogies written by the angel Sabu.

Yorkie placed on her two golden breastplate and he gave her the "Urim and Thummim," a pair of stones that she used to translate the ancient plates.

"On the plates, it said that God is alive and he gives people their human emotions and thoughts and when people feel emotions and they get thoughts they can see God manipulating them," said Hudgens.

Unfortunately, she was not allowed to remove the breastplates or remove artifacts from the site immediately. Moroni directed her to return to the site at each Autumn for four years.

She believes in God now and thinks God is a part of a state of reality that is constant and perfect without a beginning or end.

"If there are ten numbers and these ten numbers are a state of reality and the numbers 3,4, and 7 are removed, and they represent death, pain and happyness, then there is no completeness, yet the state is still real because there is no possibility that is without possibility and any correct possibility that seems not perfect is a creation of God and without choice God would not be real, but would be a mechanical device of mathematics, which means math is an object created by God and not a tool that can be applied to him," said Hudgens.

Hudgens then took a drink from something she was drinking.

When asked if she could predict the end of the world, Hudgens claims that the end of the world will come naturally 4.5 billion years from now when the sun turns into a red giant.

"If human beings are not highly evolved by then and if they don't colonize a new world billions of light years from here, they will surely perish," Hudgens proclaims.

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