Written by Kid Icarus
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Topics: Star Wars

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

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Little Darth Vader before the dark side of the force corrupted him.

Little Darth Vader was taken to the hospital suffering chest pains and diarrhea when he stopped breathing during treatment. The doctors said he was suffering from dehydration and pneumonia.

Kim Kardashian, who drove Little Darth Vader to the hospital, was in the emergency waiting room trying to keep control over her emotions. She became frantic and farted when the nurse told her that the Luke Virus had taken the force out of his body and he went to heaven to become a sky walker.

His mechanical body was handed over to Kardashian in a plastic bag.

Kardashian took him home and she held a wake throughout the night, where the body laid in an open coffin.

An hour before he was suppose to be buried in her backyard next to the family dog, Little Darth Vader sat up in his coffin and said: "Kim, have you seen Han Solo and Chewy?".

Kardashian started screaming and she couldn't believe her eyes. Then she thought a miracle had taken place and he had come back to life.

"Then Little Darth Vader just laid back down, the way he was. I couldn't wake him. He was gone again," said Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian rushed him back to the hospital, where the doctors reexamined him and confirmed that he had no signs of any Midi-chlorians inside his body and he was surely in heaven.

Kardashian decided to delay the funeral for an hour in the hope that he would wake up again, but ended up burying him at 5pm that day in her backyard, along with a tape of the O.J. Simpson case, her old sex tape with Ray J, and secret documents of her father's dealings with Enron.

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